Jokes

An American tourist walks out of a Mexican train station When I notices I is not wearing His watch. A Mexican man is resting under a hat under a nearby tree. The Mexican and American Approaches the ASKs, "Excuse me, do you know what time is?" The Mexican looks at the donkey, grabs ITS balls, and replies, "4:30." The American ASKs, "How do you know that?" The Mexican replies, "Well you get a handful of the donkeys balls and lift them up so you can see That clock across the street."