Jokes

A child Asked His Father, "How Were people born?" So His Father Said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then a Became Their babies and adults made babies, and so on." The child then a Went To His mother, Asked her the same question and She Told him, "We were monkeys then a we evolved to Become like we are now." The child ran back to His Father and Said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking acerca her side of the family."